Text to Eli :*
  • Brie: Hey, baby! How're you feeling? <3 <3 <3
  • Eli: Like I was throat-fucked by a cement truck. But I appreciate the concern Eli: I miss you.
  • Brie: Oh noooo. That doesn't sound good at all. :( Do you need/want anything? I'm pretty sure hot tea, some vapor rub, and an ice pack would make things better. <3
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Text to Eli :*
  • Brie: Hey, baby! How're you feeling? <3 <3 <3
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So…there’s another (phonetically speaking) Br-ee now?

mega-stud—ryder:

 

Oh…okay, just making sure that’s what you knew. Who said I was happy? Deprived and happy aren’t the same thing. 

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I think? He did that one movie about him being a stripper. I am not becoming a stripper, don’t even imagine that! That’d be pretty cool to be called like hottest guy ever though and be a famous actor. 

Did you just insinuate that I am one of the people that want to have sex with you? Could you wipe that look off of your face please before I go buy a horse to kick it off for you? 

But when you’re deprived of something, you’re typically happy to get it back, yes? So there. I am the loophole queen.

But that movie was supposedly based off his story or something. Idek. I read it in a magazine. HAHAHA TOO LATE. I ALREADY IMAGINED IT WHEN WE DID THAT “MILKSHAKE” NUMBER IN GLEE. lol. YOU’RE SO BEHIND. Ha, you’re still Justin Bieber. shhh.

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So…there’s another (phonetically speaking) Br-ee now?

 

You knew what? That I would think thought bubble would be interesting every once and a while? Dude, we have hardly talked in like a month, that’s why. Oddly enough I kind of miss it. Thank you, I was feeling deprived of being called that. 

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I don’t think my parents would be too happy if I took that route in life. Thanks though? 

Yes. I knew that. lmao. You’re so welcome. I’m so glad that it made you so happy to be called a butt. So so glad.

Hahahahaahahaha. Oh my god. xD You never know. Wasn’t Channing Tatum a stripper first? What if you become the next Channing Tatum?

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So…there’s another (phonetically speaking) Br-ee now?

mega-stud—ryder:

 

That’d be a little bit interesting to see, ngl…but not every time…that’s just weird. I didn’t call you nice, I just said you were nicer than her…major difference. Don’t worry, until you stop calling me a butt I will never call you nice. 

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Are you saying I was born to be a male stripper or something cause of my name? 

You would enjoy that. You just would. I knew it. I didn’t say anything, because I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt, but holy shit. xD I haven’t called you a butt in like, a month or so…however, I do miss it so…Ryder, you’re a butt. Don’t forget it.

Yes, indeed, I was. You have the body too. Embrace that destiny, Ryder. Bring your family honor. xD

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So…there’s another (phonetically speaking) Br-ee now?

itsbrehbitch:

 

Who the fuck would use a smelly cheese as a nick name. Cause I wouldn’t want to have people talk behind my back calling me the girl with the smelly cheese name. And my parents named me Bree cause they liked the name, and gave me my grandmother’s first name for a middle name so, yes i am kinda Bree Anne but not. 

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And if you’re really getting this pissed over a name, I can’t wait to see when you get pissed over something bad actually happening to you.

They don’t, that’s why. I have a reputation at this school for being the “sweetest” head bitch around, and that’s something you’re going to have to get adjusted to, obviously, Kelly Rowland. 

My mom is a dictating bitch. My oldest brother got attacked by some gangster downtown last year and more or less killed a guy out of self defense and a lot of other crazy shit happened. My other brother got shot at prom last year. A guy tried to use me for sex…and attempted to force himself on me. My best friend hasn’t talked to me in almost a month or so. You haven’t seen pissed yet, but by all means…get me there.

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So…there’s another (phonetically speaking) Br-ee now?

mega-stud—ryder:

No, not that I know of. That would be extremely helpful if it did happen though. Bree/Brie isn’t that uncommon of a name, there are probably more around Degrassi that you haven’t noticed yet though. She just appeared out of nowhere from Lima. If it makes you feel better, you’re nicer than her.

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TBH, the only way I would care if he tried to take my Flynn Rider title away…my name is so uncommon though, so it’d be pretty cool to meet another Rider/Ryder. 

No, it wouldn’t. Would you really want to know every time someone is thinking about what it would be like to fuck you? Lbr, Ryder. Let’s. be. real. Op, time for me to go hide in my bomb shelter, because you just called me nice…so it’s obviously time for the apocalypse. The Mayans must’ve been a little off or something. :P

Probably bc Ryder is kind of a stripper name too. Like a male stripper, but I dig it. xD

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So…there’s another (phonetically speaking) Br-ee now?

foreverstronganya:

 

I noticed that and it did confuse me for a few seconds…

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It’s going to confuse EVERYONE. God forbid she wears something disgusting one day, because then everyone’s going to be talking about her looking hideous…and people will think it’s me. Same goes for if she starts sleeping around. There is so much at stake here.

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itsbrehbitch:

 

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Well, sucks to be you then cause Bree isn’t short for me. And it also sucks that you have a nickname like some smelly cheese.

Who the fuck just names their kid Bree without it being short for Breanna or Brianne or some shit like that? 

Also, no…you didn’t fucking just take it there. You don’t know why the fuck I go by that, and you don’t deserve to know…so sit down.

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So…there’s another (phonetically speaking) Br-ee now?

mega-stud—ryder:

Why does it matter if you two have the same name? It’s spelled differently…

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It doesn’t matter if it’s not spelled the same. Do people’s names appear above their heads like Sims icons now, and I’ve yet to notice? No. Therefore, people will still speak to us…I will hear “Bree” and think someone’s talking to me, but they’ll be talking to her. Not to mention, there are still a few teachers and random students that spell my name Bree on accident, thinking it’s correct when it’s not. It’s confusing. I don’t like it, and yet, I refuse to be called Gabrielle. It’s not only a one way ticket for people to learn all there is to know about my family, it also sounds like a French hooker. So, no.

Like, how would you feel if some dude showed up named Rider…with an I instead of a Y?

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